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I Swear I’m Not Naked

A little bit of suggestive humor can go a long way. This would make a great gag gift for your ‘funny’ friends and co-workers.

  • MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA: Thousands of Victorians have taken to Twitter to defend Premier Daniel Andrews after Corruption Watchdog IBAC last week released a report exposing widespread corruption by his Labor government. The IBAC investigation found t…
  • CAIRO, Egypt – (Satire News) – The world-wide heat wave has been referred to by many names; including Satan's Bitch, The Hot Mama, The Hot Tamale (in Latin America), and The Trumpapalooza Heat Wave in America. Even places that are normally hot are…
  • Nancy Pelosi landed safely in Taiwan (maybe I shouldn’t write this too soon) and is feeling empowered. After her usual hellos to everybody from the Taiwan government (who were all shitting bricks, I believe is the Taiwanese expression), she starte…
  • One minute he was leaning over his famous VERY long desk in his super isolated, extremely protected section of the Kremlin, the next he was lying on the floor rolling around from the paralysing effects of a stroke from reading the report of how a spe…
  • A former Putin official who quit working for Putin's government in protest of Putin's war in Ukraine was hospitalized with a rare neurological disorder. Unlike accidentally falling out of a 5th story window, ex-Putin advisor Anatoly Chubais is sick a…
  • A passenger flying from Bali to Australia had two Egg McMuffins in their luggage-got caught with a Dangerous food product and fined $1,874 by Australian authorities. Australia is afraid of Indonesian Foot and Mouth disease- (for cows-not humans)-…
  • BERN, Switzerland – (Satire News) – A spokesperson for the Swiss government has informed the news media that record-breaking temperatures are being recorded all over "The Land of Chocolate." The capital city of Bern recently set an all-time record…
  • In a bizarre and wonderful twist of historic irony, Vietnam has vowed to send soldiers, planes, ships, and whatever else America needs if there is another civil war in 2024. A spokesperson for the Vietnam army has said: “Back in the 1960s, Vietnam…
  • CAIRO, Egypt – (Satire News) – The temperatures in the desert areas of Egypt have been hovering around the 107 to 111 mark for the past two weeks. Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk learned that there were thousands of camels, one-humped and two humped, tha…
  • Germany got rid of all its leftover World War Two tanks and aircraft – "that is all we could spare – we don't want Putin mad at us", a spokesman said. The Germans threw in 10 truckloads of Bratwurst, out of guilt. France sent a tanker loaded…

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